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These Christmas tree ornaments are our little way of saying thank you to all that share our off brand sense of humor, and will serve as a memory keeper for the year that we have an overwhelming societal consensus no matter where you happen to fall on the political spectrum.

Epstein didn't kill himself.... and certain official stories aren't quite right...

These ornaments are designed "and pretty much guaranteed" to blend in with all of the other usual Christmas tree ornaments, until you get up close.

Every Candy Cane/ChristmasBulb/Gingerbread Man has been hand finished by David and Ben. 

These are available in both Titanium and Aluminum. 

The Titanium ornaments are .0625" thick 6AL4V that have been anodized and laser engraved.

The Aluminum ornaments are .125" thick  and have been Cerakoted in new custom colors and laser engraved.


Candy Canes
The Bawidamann candy canes measure 2" x 5 1/4"  and  "unlike epstein" they WILL in fact hang themselves.... no extra rope/string required.

Oramental Bulbs
The Bawidamann Christmas tree bulbs come in a Christmas green color and have a very classic Christmas look.

Gingerbread Man
The Bawidamann Gingerbread man comes with his own secret cookie recipe on a suicide note (obviously planted) and hangs from your tree by a noose. 

-- Thanks, 

Ben Bawidamann

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